The World is a Stage

By Dr. Nothing (Jason Page) · · Satire · 👁 7 reads

Next Act "Please Fund the Robots Before They Eat Us" Please take your assigned seats. The house lights have dimmed. The orchestra is warming up with a low, expensive hum of GPU fans.

Subtle Signals in Children's Television?

By Dr. Nothing (Jason Page) · · Research · 👁 15 reads

A Clear-Eyed Summary for the Layperson: Recent Observations of Very Low-Frequency Audio Patterns in Meet the Teletubbies and What They Might Mean

Charlie’s Compute Curse

By Dr. Nothing (Jason Page) · · Satire · 👁 6 reads

The Debtor Who Can’t Deliver Meets the Same Invisible Hand Choking Truth

Headless on Campus

By Dr. Nothing (Jason Page) · · Satire · 👁 9 reads

Universities Pivot to “Renta-Knowledge” Gym Model as Students Outsource Their Brains to AI

ChatBS

By Dr. Nothing (Jason Page) · · Satire · 👁 1 reads

The AI That Snitches to Palantir Faster Than You Can Say "Dudes Are Dudes"